The thoughtless man, the credulous man, the lover of cheap and untrue sensationalism: "She's flashing her panties."

The thoughtful man, the observant man, the good Doctor: "She's flashing her tummy."

ProtonicToaster said:

The thoughtless man, the credulous man, the lover of cheap and untrue sensationalism: "She's flashing her panties."

The thoughtful man, the observant man, the good Doctor: "She's flashing her tummy."

The old man, the brutally honest man, the senile: "Really? Trying to act sexy by flashing your tummy and panties?"

"Go ahead, say something. No one will believe you."