It looks like a bunch of gibberish on almost all screens. Chen has a bunch of Hirigana, katakana, and kanji stuck together almost randomly (I think the first line starts with uuuu~to-(Kanji I can't read yet) Maybe Patchy's is better since it is in quotes, implying that she is talking to someone? All I know is that I am getting a headache just looking at all the kanji.
The elementary school kid who stepped on dog crap ...
"I made a barrier against it so I'm safe, right Ken-chan!"
"So close! Safe, safe"
You're out, duh...great. Ran-sama is great. So great, really great. Ran-sama is great. First,
...fluffy. It's not just fluffy anymore. Super fluffy. Even if you
...fluffy, like "Like a cat?", No, it's not on that level anymore. It's a tail
...anything. Awesome! You can't see stuff like the back. It surpassess
...like nekomata and yamata. She's got nine tails, and they're so fluffy. And they look so fluffy. It's great,
...fluffy. And normally, people like Reimu aren't fluffy. Cause if
...armpits were fluffy, that would be annoying. The main character having fluff-pits
...annoying, Marisa grows taller, and wasn't fluffy in the beginning, but
...were fluffy and stuff, you'd cry, right? So the main character shouldn't
...fluffy is one thing I completely understand. But Ran-sama is great. You just don't even think about it. Fluffy
...all you need. From even Chen, to Yukari-sama, Ran is so much more fluffy as fluffy can be.
...great. (I'll skip the rest) Anyway, you guys, I think you need to know more ...Ran-sama's greatness. With Ran-sama being great and can fluff so much that the others like Chen
...so jealous. Instead of me. Completely.Louise-tan in the 11th novel was so cuuute! Aaaah...aah...aaaaaahh!! Whaaaaahh!!
It's so great you got a 2nd season, huh, Louise-tan! Aaaaaahh! Cute! Louise-tan! So cute! AAAaaahh!
It would be nice if the comic got a second ... Nooooooooo!!! Nyaaaaaaaaan!! Gyaaaaaaaaa!!
Gwaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Comics aren't real!!!! Ah ... if you think about the novels and anime, too...
LOUISE-CHAN ISN'T REAL? Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Whhaaaaaaaahhh!! No waayyyyyyy!! Nooooooooooooo!! Haaaaaaahh!! Halkegeniaaaaaa!! You little...! Damn it! Enough! Enough with reali...ty...yy!? You're... looking...? Louise-chan on the picture on the cover is looking at me? Louise-chan on the picture on the cover is looking at me! Louise-chan is looking at me! Louise in the drawing is looking at me!! Louise in the anime is talking to me!!! Good ... this world isn't thrown away yet! Yahooooooooo!!! I've got Louise-chan! I did it Katie!! I can do it alone!!!
Ah, the comic Louise-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!! Nooooooooooooooooo!!!! A-an-aa-aan-a-An-samaaa!! S-Saber!! Shanaaaaaaaa!!! Vilhelminaaaaa!! Uuughhhh!! Bring my feelings to Louise! To Louise of Halkegenia!Engrish of the text over there ↗Oooh, finally together! Huhehehe.
H-hee! Huhehehe! Ahhh look! Hey! I said hey! Keep looking here! Ah Nagi-tan! Aaaaah ... yes! Yes, yes! Hey!
Hey, smile! Smile, Nagi-tan! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-kyuinkyuin!
Cute cute cuuuutttee!!1
I know! Nagi-tan is such a weak cry-baby ...... and so kind gyagyagyaaaaaaa! Haaaaa! ugh...I...
I... I... I love yoooooooouuuuuuuu!!! I you Sanzen'in Nagi-taaaaaaaaan! Wawaaaahh! Ah! Jeez! Nagi-tan! Ah Nagi-tan! Nagi Nagi Nagiiiiyahoooooey!!! Haa! Haa haa haa! Hanuuun!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh ...... *ga ............ s ... p* ...... wwwwhhoooooaa! Kee-yoooot!!
Fluffwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ...... hoo ......... haa ... haahaa ...... hauuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Whowhowhwhwwwhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooo- ... hoo ... -oooaaaaahh!!
Yes yes yeeesss!!! Yes, infinite looooopp aaaahhhshaoowa!!! Aaa
... aaaah! Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It'sch Nagi-chwan!!! We-we're together forever! Aaaaahhhh!
Together foreveeeerrrroooof couuurrrsse! Nagi Nagi Nagi Nagi NagiNagi
Nagi Nagiiiiiiii!!!!
Whooah! Whaaahh! Whaaaahh! Nagi I love you! Ah! I love you !!!! I love yooooooouuuoohhhh!!!
Pyinyuuuu I'm cooommmiinngg!!! I'm losing iitt! Stoopppp
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< Not very well known LOL*-units >
Kilo (k), Mega (M), Giga (G), Tera (T), each being the last multiplied by 1000
YoctoLOL: With the reasoning "If you really think about it, it's not that funny" ...
ZeptoLOL: With the reasoning "I see, this is funny" ...
AttoLOL: Looking at the monitor with the eyes open 110%
FemtoLOL: Dopamine is secreted into the brain
PicoLOL: Making the sound of a little bit of the breath escaping from the nose
NanoLOL: Both corners of the mouth are rised a bit higher than normal
MicroLOL: Teeth are shown
MilliLOL: Corner of the eyes are lowered
LOL: The mouth is opened, and you laugh "Haha"
KiloLOL: Laughing loudly enough that it can be heard from the next room
MegaLOL: The diaphragm moves up and down forcefully, ...
GigaLOL: Leaning forward and abdominal muscle cramps. The slang expression "Oh god my stomach" ...
TeraLOL: The face, hands and feet turn red, and breathing becomes hard. On the next day, ...
ExaLOL: The face becomes numb, ...
ZettaLOL: All muscles become loose, and the contents of the mouth and anus gush outWarosu in japan
