These guys think they're so alpha. True alphas never need to share the pie, they have the entire pie to themselves. And the alphas among alphas not only have the entire pie, they own all the pies (or at least several pies) in the bakery. These guys are punks. Look at them, all jostling with one another for her sweet attention and affection like a pack of dogs over a bone. No wonder her eyes are glowing with laughter and triumph.

shinobivega said:

These guys think they're so alpha. True alphas never need to share the pie, they have the entire pie to themselves. And the alphas among alphas not only have the entire pie, they own all the pies (or at least several pies) in the bakery.

So alphas suffer from stomach aches, painful shits, and diabetus? Cool cool cool cool cool cool.

bunkhead said:

So alphas suffer from stomach aches, painful shits, and diabetus? Cool cool cool cool cool cool.

You must be an English major. With a specialty in allegory and symbolism.

shinobivega said:

You must be an English major. With a specialty in allegory and symbolism.

You don't need a degree to know what happens when you eat so much pie by yourself.

bunkhead said:

You don't need a degree to know what happens when you eat so much pie by yourself.

Now I know you're just trolling me.

shinobivega said:

Now I know you're just trolling me.

No, I'm being entirely sincere. You used the pie eating metaphor, I'm just following the logic.