...Eh? Then you have before?There's no way a guy as good looking as me wouldn't have.---Red don't tell me.What?No no no, it's related, it's totally related.AhI thought of something good!Green, help me out here!How to lead in a pervy situation!Ask when you've actually got a girlfriend.Red, wai...Ohhh! This is already pretty good!I got it. The most important thing is to make the mood right, so we'll start there.Red... Like that.Huh? Uh, y-yeah!Or rather, just now my heart started racing a bit.Hey, can I try that now?Ah?Or, do you hate me?Well, since the roles will be switched, I want to practice. Green, you be the girl.Hey, hey, don't worry about the small details.I love you.What about you?Huh? UhDo you love me?Re...Say it.How do you feel about me?H-How I feel... About you?You're my childhood rival, of...So cuteDid you really pick up girls with an expression like that? Wasn't it more like you getting picked up?AhGreen wha--You idiot!!How rude.We're supposed to be practicing, play along properly.That's why I'm angry!If you're so aggressive so suddenly, any girl will hate it! You don't even know that much?Or were you trying to overcompensate by being pushy?This is why virgins are annoying!Pay attention to your partner's feelings!If you can't do that then you shouldn't even be having sex in the first place!... ... Why are you...Crying?Green?Gree--One more time.Eh?Say you love me one more time.You love me, right?Say it.Let's hear you say it."I love you."I hate you.If you can't make the mood right, nothing is going to happen.Not lately. I'm single right now, so.It's because you're always up on that mountain!Just get out a little bit and get a girlfriend.Don't talk about girls like they're Pokémon. They can't be captured so easily, you know?What then?I'm at about the age where I want to do that kind of thing, though, as a guy.Hmm.Yeah, that's right, it's practice.Hey Green, have you done anything perverted before?I love youThat's unrelated.I mean it's not like I even particularly want a girlfriend.With what?... I was a little startled.Why should I be the girl? I'm a guy.GreenI want to hear it straight from you.Red! Cut it...!Stop messing around!
