F-Flan? What are you doing? Why are you smiling at me like that...wait where's the teddy bear I got you...Flan? This isn-*signal lost*

In a situation like this, 3 solutions apply

1. Flan breaks your "eye"
2. She wants to hug you
3. She tears out you guts and piles them on a silver plate.

Pick one

2. Catch you off guard by giving a hug .
3. Tears out your guts and let you see her crush them piece by piece .
1. Finally breaks your eyes .

common guys, she just wants to play~

Cloud_1987 said:
common guys, she just wants to play~

Yes...but ya see, Flan does not know how to "play" without breaking her "toys".

Also, "Sweets Time Midnight".

naw it can't be that hard *pets flan*
see nothing...hehe how cute, now give the arm back to the oncle...yes, with the hand included
as long as you can regrow your limbs you should be fi...yes, this leg is mine, too...

Byakugan01 said:
Yes...but ya see, Flan does not know how to "play" without breaking her "toys".

Also, "Sweets Time Midnight".

Well you could wear a Stark Industries power armor which will protect you from physical dismemberment and the Mark XVIII with Hulk buster will even give you physical strength beyond that of most Oni.
But it won't stop eye crush attacks as neither science nor magic has yet to make a defense against that other then dodging it.
There also is the possibility she could just lure you out of the suit.
Oh and you have to taker the robot pants off to go number 2 it can't do everything.

Then again maybe just use a virtual presence robot like Asimo or Robonaut it's a lot cheaper only 1 million USD vs 50 to 200 million and you don't have to worry about dying in a 15KT explosion if the arc reactor gets eye crushed.

DaBigCheese said:
1. Finally breaks your eyes .

By eye, I mean Flan grasping the "eye" inside you in the palm of her hands, crushing it, and causing you to break into a million pieces.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Flandre_Scarlet

Didn't know that . Thank you good sir .

Who ever said she couldn't do BOTH? Play with your BODY'S eyes first, THEN break your "eye"?