>Chicken Nugget Scientist - Researcher with experience working with fowl-derived foods.
>Pornography Historian - Expert in both the fields of Anthropology and Sexology.
>Anime Tiddies Expert - Practitioner of Mastology and also an connoisseur of Japanese animation.
>Professional Street ***** - Urban Hiking and Subculture Expert.

Punished_Yay said:

>Chicken Nugget Scientist - Researcher with experience working with fowl-derived foods.

That's assuming that the pink slime used to make the "chicken" nuggets is actually derived from chickens or any kind of bird.