The right koma reminds me of an old joke about the Soviet government's ludicrous reasons to detain people and trigger-happy arrests:
Three gulag prisoners discuss the reasons for their detentions: - Why are you here? - I arrived at work five minutes early, got accused of spying. And you? - I arrived at work five minutes late, got accused of sabotage. (To the third one) And what about you? - I arrived at work right on time, got accused of buying my watch from the Western block.
