behold the American technique: Saturday night special
*bow*I'm late, I'm late!!Mm!?You bumped my sheath!!
Samurai tend to carry their swords at all times on the left side of their waists. If you walk on the right side of the road, the possibility exists that your sheath and that of the samurai's will collide. If this happens, you're screwed. Such insolence! He's gonna slice and dice me!! I-I'm sorry!! I was in a hurry! You have 3 seconds to come at me. *click**bow*
