clippy (microsoft) drawn by chanti_(chantilin)

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    Mpreg Clippy

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    DanSans055
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    DanSans055 said:

    What the fuck is This

    ⚠️Attention⚠️: we have received reports that a dangerous pervert is afoot on the site. If you or someone you know is contacted by this user, please immediately submit a report to the moderation team here.

    What did I do?

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    • R1000
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    You need to be treated in a mental hospital with such jokes. If someone had taken the "dangerous pervert" seriously, the case could have gone to the police! Learn the difference between a joke and a potential criminal article!

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    • Sproq981
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    Aghhhh.

    Can't believe I fell for this! I was spooked when the message's first link took me to my own profile and then the second link made me go here…

    And I never really thought Clippy was annoying as a kid. (Oof, does seeing the pic count as ruining my childhood?)

    Happy April Fools…

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    • y4su175
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    EKINOX said:

    Pero que carajos soy el pervertido al parecer :'( y la mayor parte de tiempo que estoy aquí busco wallpapers nadamás carajo.

    venimos por wallpapers y dibujos d buena calidad, ya no se puede vivir sin que crean que venimos a chaquetearnos a danbooru nomas JAJAJAJ

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    • Eirlo
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    I realize today is a classic holiday, and I feel like swearing, but I still resent it! "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" always reminds me that repeated jokes can unexpectedly become reality! I won't use my emotional intelligence to joke around.

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    • lordscales91
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    unlike everyone else here I actually read the URL. It links to /profile, which points to your personal profile. You don't need to be a software developer like me to figure it out. Still, I clicked to the "report" because I was curious. I was expecting something WAY WORSE than this.

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    • Terra 11
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    Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

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    • PiBirdGeon1150
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    I saw this warning on the top of the danbooru page saying “ ⚠️Attention⚠️: we have received reports that a dangerous pervert is afoot on the site. If you or someone you know is contacted by this user, please immediately submit a report to the moderation team here.”. I clicked on the “this user” part of the warning and it opened up to my account. I didn’t understand what I did wrong in order to be a dangerous pervert. But then, I clicked on the “moderation team here” part and I was lead to This page. Is this some kind of April Fools joke? I hope it was. ☠️

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    • AnimeWarrior45
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    Oh_My said:

    I'm the maniac!

    Wait what's happening?

    Anonymous1150 said:

    I saw this warning on the top of the danbooru page saying “ ⚠️Attention⚠️: we have received reports that a dangerous pervert is afoot on the site. If you or someone you know is contacted by this user, please immediately submit a report to the moderation team here.”. I clicked on the “this user” part of the warning and it opened up to my account. I didn’t understand what I did wrong in order to be a dangerous pervert. But then, I clicked on the “moderation team here” part and I was lead to This page. Is this some kind of April Fools joke? I hope it was. ☠️

    Same here, I 'm so confused right now.

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    • MD Anonymous
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    Por favor lean la siguiente historia que me sucedió: Estaba viendo Dagon Bol cacota en una pagina de porno yaoi (que mencionare para su deleite después) llamada dragonballS.com.mx.ar.zzzz. Iba por la paja 122 cuando en el capitulo dejaron de tener sexo. Estaba ya cagado porque era una pagina de excelente contenido gay, pero me metí el dedo en el ano para satisfacerme porque el vídeo ya no funcionaba. Lo que pasó en el capítulo fue masturbable; no solo no tenía nada que ver con el capitulo anterior “El VIOLADOR CULERO DE KOKU” si no que fue increíblemente homosexual y de contenido excitante Koku estaba teniendo sexo con Vergeta pero de manera más violenta, sangrienta y no a la manera de koku. Koku no dejaba un solo momento de violarlo y se podían ver semen volar por los aires. Después Koku lo mandó a violar con un tubo, Vergeta tenia una mirada de miedo como diciendo “por favor deja de violarme por lo que mas quieras”, pero koku se veía enojado (de manera diabólica), fue a violarlo y Vergeta no lo evitó, le estaba propinando terrible verguiza. Koku retrocede y toma a Vergeta por el culo (cosa que era un tanto común para arrojarlos por el aire) pero lo que pasó a continuación fue impactante: Koku logra arrancarle la vergá de manera demasiado realista para como era la serie habitual. Vergeta queda desangrándose en el suelo del planeta Fondo de Bikini (donde peleaba con calamardo) y Vergeta aterrorizado le suplica a Koku que deje de violarlo, pero era inútil; Koku parecía apendejado por el dubstep de mierda que escuchaba y luego lanza la vergá al suelo junto a Vergeta, y empieza a gritar como marrana atorada. El cabello se le torna de un color blanco semen al igual que sus ojos. Gritó más y más fuerte, tanto que me cague en los pantalones. Vergeta estaba sorprendido y excitado, y yo pensaba que estaba así porque Koku solía comportarse de esa manera. Efectivamente, Koku empieza a cagarse pero no en Súper Putin, sino en otra cosa mas espeluznante: Koku se empieza a arrancar la verga. Terminó de picarse y rascarse los huevos y luego se resbalo con una cascara de plátano que había ahí y se cayo en picada hacia Vergeta, quien intenta escapar pero falla y Koku le rompe el pene. Sus testículos salen de su cuerpo y luego Koku lo toma del cuello y le arranca un pedazo de caca, acto seguido lo eleva; una luz de el mar se abre y sale el mismísimo Peter la Anguila. Koku se lo lleva y termina el episodio. Luego de eso, comenzaron los créditos, pero no eran los créditos de siempre, si no que ,solo se veía la cara de Vergeta toda manchada de semen, heridas en el culo y con imágenes de cacotas que parecían ser los mismos créditos con una música porno de los 80, pero… Akira Toriyama aparecía en todos los créditos, es más, al parecer, él había hecho ese capítulo. ¿ENTONCES QUIEN ERA EL TELÉFONO?.

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    • MD Anonymous
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    Me Personally: Number One, what the peck.
    But much more importantly, Number Two: what in the world is up with that Artist’s commentary? It might be just me but I’ve never seen such font size disparity in any other work I’ve seen here that had commentary. Is it because it got lifted from the source site or something?

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