What did just happen here................

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I'm not much of a fighter, so CHECK OUT MY SNAKE

Actually now that i think about it...
Hazama has a catnip bathing solvent in the Gag Arc, and all of the cats including jubei and kokonoe were all over him (eating, sniffing, and clawing) If the kaka kitties, Jubei and Kokonoe were not there then this pic would be true
BTW This has to suck for Hazama, he will be all puffy from alergies, and if tao goes too far... *shiver*

A tale from a local resident of the 13th Hierarchical City of Kagutsuchi:

So, there I was minding my own business, and this guy (smelling of catnip, I am familiar with the smell, to say the least... that special shampoo was all the rage for higher class people in these parts) jumps at me out of nowhere and starts trolling... you know, "your mom this..." "last night that...", so I decided that I'd test his limit.

I knew what he wanted from me, and until that point I had done a decent job of maintaining composure (I'm well-suited to not take shit personally from people who know nothing about me, you see). About 30 seconds in, he was beginning to grit his teeth as I laughed off troll after troll, so in an attempt to seal the coffin, I said, "I see that you are in fact emotionally investing youself in an attempt to get me to hate you. Well, if you are so keen on evoking hatred from me... if you are so evil, then jump and rape the next THING that comes through that alley! Make it gory, too, if you wish. I'll leave and call the NOL on you, but regardless I pledge that I'll still hate you on behalf of whatever unfortunate soul may come by... and even if I don't, they will..." He calmly replied that the NOL would not be an issue for him. Immediately after saying that, we heard a sound within the alley I had indicated. He jumped through laughing his head off... apparently, he was about to see my dare through to spite me...

I was surprised at his readiness for multiple reasons, since I had merely intended to trap him with my dare and expected him to admit defeat and leave. One concern you would think would have come to mind for him was the possibility that the passer-by would be a man, thus making his actions homosexual, not an ideal outcome for him, surely. Another was that if it were a woman, chances are she would have STD's, so he'd be screwed in his own special way (okay, bad pun, sorry). Third was I never specified a person, only a "thing", meaning the next rat, next dog with rabies, next cat... though, on second thought, a cat is fine, too.... but in any case, disease or severe bestiality would have to ensue, and that might not go well for him either...

How fortunate that it happened to be THIS cat. He panicked so much upon seeing her that she immediately saw him, pounced, and then grabbed him with a frenzied/happy look on her face, dragged him into the alley, and suddenly I lost sight of them... I looked through the alley, and noticed that, in fact, we had been REALLY close to the Kaka village, which was just below the giant vent that the Kaka had come from.

I ran down the city to try to determine what had happened to the fellow and what the Kaka had done with him. To my delight, I beheld the scene above, minus the Reaper, of course... he'd have probably killed me if he were there... such a terrifying man he must be to have that high a bounty on his head. My, was I lucky that day, in several ways...

Saphyr said:
A tale from a local resident of the 13th Hierarchical City of Kagutsuchi:

So, there I was minding my own business, and this guy (smelling of catnip, I am familiar with the smell, to say the least... that special shampoo was all the rage for higher class people in these parts) jumps at me out of nowhere and starts trolling... you know, "your mom this..." "last night that...", so I decided that I'd test his limit.

I knew what he wanted from me, and until that point I had done a decent job of maintaining composure (I'm well-suited to not take shit personally from people who know nothing about me, you see). About 30 seconds in, he was beginning to grit his teeth as I laughed off troll after troll, so in an attempt to seal the coffin, I said, "I see that you are in fact emotionally investing youself in an attempt to get me to hate you. Well, if you are so keen on evoking hatred from me... if you are so evil, then jump and rape the next THING that comes through that alley! Make it gory, too, if you wish. I'll leave and call the NOL on you, but regardless I pledge that I'll still hate you on behalf of whatever unfortunate soul may come by... and even if I don't, they will..." He calmly replied that the NOL would not be an issue for him. Immediately after saying that, we heard a sound within the alley I had indicated. He jumped through laughing his head off... apparently, he was about to see my dare through to spite me...

I was surprised at his readiness for multiple reasons, since I had merely intended to trap him with my dare and expected him to admit defeat and leave. One concern you would think would have come to mind for him was the possibility that the passer-by would be a man, thus making his actions homosexual, not an ideal outcome for him, surely. Another was that if it were a woman, chances are she would have STD's, so he'd be screwed in his own special way (okay, bad pun, sorry). Third was I never specified a person, only a "thing", meaning the next rat, next dog with rabies, next cat... though, on second thought, a cat is fine, too.... but in any case, disease or severe bestiality would have to ensue, and that might not go well for him either...

How fortunate that it happened to be THIS cat. He panicked so much upon seeing her that she immediately saw him, pounced, and then grabbed him with a frenzied/happy look on her face, dragged him into the alley, and suddenly I lost sight of them... I looked through the alley, and noticed that, in fact, we had been REALLY close to the Kaka village, which was just below the giant vent that the Kaka had come from.

I ran down the city to try to determine what had happened to the fellow and what the Kaka had done with him. To my delight, I beheld the scene above, minus the Reaper, of course... he'd have probably killed me if he were there... such a terrifying man he must be to have that high a bounty on his head. My, was I lucky that day, in several ways...

*slow clap*

I'll have what she's having