Wow that was fast translation

*I REGRET NOTHING!!**

Meiling and s makoto you're so awesome

Woah, Meiling could design that well! Sakuya should be honored Meiling calls her "my waifu"!

Meiling said:
...whether it be sleeping or on the job...

She says that like these two activities would ever be disjunct in her case.

...I want one.

Which one makes Sakuya more pissed: the fact that Meiling made a body pillow of her or that Meiling has one more reason to keep sleeping on the job ?

Hong Meiling said:

This isn't a pillow, it's mai waifu!

This line is both highly quotable and profound truth.