We have yet another case of the "Gravity Defying Skirt" that seems to plague humanity.

I don't think that's a skirt, just some frill around the waistband.

Well then aristoxenus, I'd say we've been cheated.

Yeah. You know I've seen alot of girls wearing shorts the look like frilly skirts at first.

it really took me long enough to understand what was goin' on.