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Funny to see Suika of all people saying that underage drinking is bad.

She's well over a thousand years old so it's all good.

This message has been brought to you by Suika Ibuki, founder and manager of Club Ibuki.

That reminds me the saying, "Look who's talking!"
Is that it?

if Suika Ibuki was my mom, things would be different around here!

The more you know~

lookingfrank said:
That reminds me the saying, "Look who's talking!"
Is that it?

"Hi, kettle. I'm pot. You're black"?

That said, she's not exactly underage.

Sonic the Hedgehog said:
"That's no good!"

Suika Ibuki said:
"Absolutely No Good!"

Suika Says?

SoulScytheX said:
Suika Says?

Kids, don't use Formula 1 race cars to chase hedgehogs!

Eevee13Fox said:
if Suika Ibuki was my mom, things would be different around here!

That reminds me of this

Oh, also, this ain't irony, it's hypocrisy.

Learn the difference!

ShadowRocksMySocks said:
The moe you know~

Then again, whilst it's not being hypocritical (she isn't underage), it's not ironic either. Unless someone wants to counter-point it or something, I'll remove the tag.