上条「ふ・・不幸だ。
無人島に二人、水着一枚で流され、はや一週間。
食料や水は豊富にあるから困らないが、救助船の一隻も見えやしませんですよ。はぁ～」
涙子「もう、何深刻な顔してタメ息突いてるのよ。
悩んだって自体が進展するわけでもないでしょ。さぁ一緒に泳ぎましょうよ～。」
上条「わわわ・・・だから胸を隠せっての！」
涙子「救助が来なくたって、なんとかなりますって。
それに来なかったら来ないで二人だけで・・・いや、なんでもないですよ～。あはは～～。」
上条（最初の頃は水着が無いと大騒ぎしていたくせに、最近は俺が困ってるのを
楽しんでる節がある。ここは一つ人生の先輩として威厳を見せないと・・・
で、でも・・今時の中学生って、なんて発育をしているんだ。目のやり場が・・・）
上条「く・・・ふ、不幸だ～～～～！！」

Kamijou: "Ugh... so unlucky.
Two people were swept away to a deserted island with only one swimsuit, and it's already been a week.
There’s plenty of food and water, so that’s not a problem, but not a single rescue ship is in sight. Sigh~"
Ruiko: "Geez, why are you making such a serious face and sighing like that?
Worrying about it won't make the situation progress, will it? Come on, let's swim together~."
Kamijou: "W-w-w... that's why I told you to cover your chest!"
Ruiko: "Even if rescue doesn't come, we'll manage somehow.
And if they don't come, then it's just the two of us... No, it's nothing~. Ahaha~~."
Kamijou (At first, she made a big fuss about not having a swimsuit, but lately, she seems to be enjoying my discomfort
There seems to be a hint of her enjoying this. I need to show some dignity as her senpai in life...
B-but... middle schoolers these days, how are they developing like this? I don't know where to look...)
Kamijou: "Ugh... s-so unlucky~~~~!!"