About the second note I'm pretty sure Sasuke says that he came so fast as in the previous page Sakura was giving Sasuke a blowjob..(otherwise he would say オレに..) but I'm no expert on the Japanese passive tense anyway..
Besides that.. I'm really surprised I came that fast..I haven't been seeing these for a while.. they became quite amazing, didn't they..I wonder who's training you for that..?Hey! Answer my question!!Na.. by Naruto..