what? best crossover ever

I'm not sure whether I want to run or ask to join them...

Berunkasteru said:
I'm not sure whether I want to run or ask to join them...

Assuming you do have a choice.

Who, as a piece, would you prefer (or not prefer) to belong to?

I do NOT want to belong to Bern. Her pieces die before her enemies, and usually in painful ways.
I would rather belong to Lambda then Bern, but remember EP 3's tea party? Major pressure, and I would really hate to be her piece, too.
Remilia? she doesn't seem abusive to her servants or anything. Especially if she likes me as much as Sakuya, things should be all right.
Patchouli would be the one I'd want to be with the most. She seems a lot nicer than the other three.

But most of all, I'd want to be my own person. And as far away from Bernkastel as possible.

Those four next to each other yet gibes a "ronery" aura :S.

Even Remilia better beware of those two as they are that dangerous.

I'd only meet Bernkastel via a telepresence robot if given the option and there is no way in hell I'd meet Bern or Lambdadelta in the meta world.
Heck I'd rather go to the SDM basement and play with Flandre.
If I had to meet those two in person esp Bern I'd make sure I brought a nuclear bomb linked to a device monitoring my vitals like Crichton did in Farscape season 4 episode 20.
Better yet make it an antimatter bomb.
It'll be harder to defuse via any transmutation spells as trying such probably would set it off half way through.

Wait I don't see Flandre and Sakuya so maybe Remi does understand the risk and has them waiting just in case.

Dr_Z said:
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There's a bigger chance of you surviving an encounter with Bern than Flandre. You'll just probably be severely depressed and suicidal with a horribly fucked up life/fate if you do.

Berunkasteru said:
There's a bigger chance of you surviving an encounter with Bern than Flandre. You'll just probably be severely depressed and suicidal with a horribly fucked up life/fate if you do.

That's why it would be better to meet Flandre or even Okuu.

I don't see what's so unlikely about this crossover, to be honest.

Witches? Devils? Power over fate? Come on.

Ranranrun said:
I don't see what's so unlikely about this crossover, to be honest.

Witches? Devils? Power over fate? Come on.

Well...i think they can destroy everything wth their power so maybe thats the reason?

Ranranrun said:
I don't see what's so unlikely about this crossover, to be honest.

Witches? Devils? Power over fate? Come on.

I thought that too, but...... there is no rebuttal.

but umineko witches don't magic fight often, they just troll.

Oh hell yes

This shouldn't be in this pool, a touhou and umineko crossover is pretty much to be expected. Gonna try to find it and remove it in the pool.

i feel unnerved.....im going 2 try running