Wonder if that thing was a fanfic from a weird GF employer or a hoax.
Honestly, I'd have no problem believing the former, aside from maybe the "weird" part. Outlandish porn is simply a thing among artists, as I'm sure folks here are (sometimes painfully) aware, and a creative writer is a type of artist. And yes, a decent chunk of said outlandish porn is commissioned work, but there are plenty of reasons folks make it, even without money entering the picture.
Anyway, here's hoping these Typhlosion can keep the heat under control, or that Skyla has the burn ward on speed dial.
(EDIT, 2024-10-15: Tinkered with the first paragraph to make it read a bit better. Normally I'd have just let it stand, but it bothered me enough to rage-fix it. - A)