Translation not mine, found on 4chan. Did some minor tweaks... should be ok, even though I don't get all the jokes :(

Oh Shizuka-sama you... :P

-Kirino- said:
Oh Shizuka-sama you... :P

I don't know if she does this just to gain the attention of fanboys or is genuinely swinging that way.

Mazryonh said:
I don't know if she does this just to gain the attention of fanboys or is genuinely swinging that way.

As far as I know, she honestly swings that way. Last I checked, she was in a relationship with Nabatame Hitomi.

I got 5 out of 6 of the jokes. (I don't get the Miyuki part tho)

nicely put LOL