People every year: "... hey you know this tree-shaped object also kinda looks like a butt plug..." EMTs every year: "Please don't. You don't want to experience having that up there. *I* don't want to experience removing it."
People every year: "... hey you know this tree-shaped object also kinda looks like a butt plug..." EMTs every year: "Please don't. You don't want to experience having that up there. *I* don't want to experience removing it."
And yet I doubt it'd be a noteworthy experience for those EMTs going back more than a few days, and not even definitively topping those few days.