and this would have been infinitely better than the real deal

Sleep.
I don't need it.

Aizen is Kyubey. Nanoha is Walpurgisnacht.
OH SHIII-

Great. Now the fights will take 40 more episodes, the blood will get censored out, and nobody with a name will die.

And to top it all off, I won't be able to sleep tonight.

SinfireTitan said:
and nobody with a name will die.

Now thats not entirely true. Named characters are allowed to die provided they get ressurected in the next few episodes. Granted Bleach doesnt do it to absurd levels like Dragonball does....

Tetsamaru said:
Now thats not entirely true. Named characters are allowed to die provided they get ressurected in the next few episodes. Granted Bleach doesnt do it to absurd levels like Dragonball does....

Rephrasing that: Any named character allied with the heroes will not die in Bleach.