I'm just kidding.Can't you get a joke?We don't know what will happen if we actually eat her.Mermaids are just imaginary creatures after all...Actually...Don't even joke about stuff like that...That's still no different from eating fish if you ask me.But we do eat fish, right?No.Well... yes, but...There's all kinds of contradictory stuff written in this book.Fish and mermaids are not the same.Or because they have human faces?Because mermaids have human bodies?Come on, just don't do it!We're returning her back to the sea, ain't we?!