Um... Patchy? A little extreme there on the... everything, don't you think?

Dakkan said:
Um... Patchy? A little extreme there on the... everything, don't you think?

Do you know her opponents? she need everything in her arsenal just to stay alive!!!

Let's see:
Garlic lotion.
Garlic slices.
Garlic cloves.
Silver weaponry.
Vampire Poison.
Sun oil.

No wooden stake or bells?

RiderFan said:
Let's see:
Garlic lotion.
Garlic slices.
Garlic cloves.
Silver weaponry.
Vampire Poison.
Sun oil.

No wooden stake or bells?

What? No blessed naplam?

Holy crap, Patchy! Crazy prepared much?

Perhaps just displaying the items will get Remilia to surrender

Clone394 said:
Do you know her opponents? she need everything in her arsenal just to stay alive!!!

One of them is her friend and that's a bit much for going up against a friend.

So I guess there is a spell for hammerspace.I mean,an iron maiden ? I guess she studied Homura's powers to do that.

It's a horrible night to have a match.

Why am I reminded of Senjougahara?

Maybe she's not allowed to be armed? Encumbrance is a bitch when you don't actually need the useless crap.

StriderTuna said:
One of them is her friend and that's a bit much for going up against a friend.

Pfft. Friend? In Gensokyo, you get to stay friends after you grind their face into the muck.

And magicians vs vampire battles are always one-sided. If unprepared ,the vampire's innate abilities shine through. If prepared, the magician will simply bury the vampire under specialized weapons.

RiderFan said:
No wooden stake or bells?

Heard of wooden stake, but they're afraid of bells too ?

Commentator said:
One-man torture museum

Nicely summarized.

yikes, Patchy's even packing a wooden horse.

Oh yes, this is going to be a fun match.

I just realized how ridiculous that iron maiden looks. Look how big it is compared to the people it's supposed to fit.

SkrapB said:
yikes, Patchy's even packing a wooden horse.

That's actually an Inquisition torture/execution device called a Spanish Donkey.

Thank goodness no whip, or that'd be cheating too much.

cd_young said:
That's actually an Inquisition torture/execution device called a Spanish Donkey.

They're the same thing. Both names are used. Both can be used erotically.

I think remi just charisma broke.. Don't worry Remi, Patchi doesn't you, it's for the Marisa and Nitori that she's doing this.

Dakkan said:
Um... Patchy? A little extreme there on the... everything, don't you think?

They also double as training weights.

Now Patchouli will reveal herself as the REAL powerhouse on team Marisa.

Seeing how Nitori has her bag out, does that mean they have even more wonderful toys?

Seika said:
Heard of wooden stake, but they're afraid of bells too ?

Constant bell ringing can drive away vampires.

Sure it may be intimidating, but Remi's got plot armor!

I heard that F.I.A. was going take a break from translations so if this doesn't get translated by tomorrow, someone should bring it up to the translation request topic.

What no Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? Shame on you Patchy.

MMaestro said:
What no Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? Shame on you Patchy.

That would be considered illegal in most circles anyway.

Who needs the extra equipment? Kirisame Familia has this in the bag anyway: Marisa has everyone's hearts, and Nitori's got plenty of water.

HYDRO STORM
HYRDO STORM
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HYDRO STORM

Mr.Obake said:
Thank goodness no whip, or that'd be cheating too much.

redmageivan said:
Who needs the extra equipment? Kirisame Familia has this in the bag anyway: Marisa has everyone's hearts, and Nitori's got plenty of water.

HYDRO STORM
HYRDO STORM
HYDRO STORM
HYDRO STORM
HYDRO STORM
HYDRO STORM
HYDRO STORM
HYDRO STORM

I see we are on the same wavelength. Pity he didn't go for that reference.

redmageivan said:
Who needs the extra equipment? Kirisame Familia has this in the bag anyway: Marisa has everyone's hearts, and Nitori's got plenty of water.

HYDRO STORM
HYRDO STORM
HYDRO STORM
HYDRO STORM
HYDRO STORM
HYDRO STORM
HYDRO STORM
HYDRO STORM

DAMMIT, KIRISAME, HOW MANY HEARTS DO YOU HAVE?!

Could we possibly also tag this as a Bakemonogatari reference/parody? Not sure if the link is strong enough.

The tournament has sort of lax restrictions on outside weaponry.

I bet the fork was the coup de grâce too...

StriderTuna said:
One of them is her friend and that's a bit much for going up against a friend.

Don't forget she's just taking Remi up on her offer. Remi asked for it by being all cocky!

You might call this overkill. I call it just about enough kill.

stiltzkin said:
Could we possibly also tag this as a Bakemonogatari reference/parody?

Over-the-top weapon-dumping scenes like this are not an uncommon joke.

Your move, vampire.

NoelTouchdown said:
What? No blessed naplam?

What? No gwavy?

For those too young to get JakeBob's reference:
Try this.

RiderFan said:
For those too young to get JakeBob's reference:
Try this.

Thank you. Thank you so much. I was not expecting ANYONE to get that.

RiderFan said:
For those too young to get JakeBob's reference:
Try this.

ahh good days, good days

I take it this is a hardcore match?

Why is this still not translated... T.T

noobloop said:
Why is this still not translated... T.T

Probably because the handwriting is harder to read.

YuriTenshi said:
Probably because the handwriting is harder to read.

:'(

YuriTenshi said:
Probably because the handwriting is harder to read.

;n;

YuriTenshi said:
Probably because the handwriting is harder to read.

Or the translator(s) is/are on break.

JakeBob said:
Or the translator(s) is/are on break.

He is (this translator being F.I.A.Maybe we should try to ask Moonspeaker.)

yay! translator banzai!

Don't fret Remi, she just respects you as an opponent.

Keep your enemies close, and your friends closer.

Wait a second...

Thanks for the translate, you are my hero ;°)

I wanna see Patche go mukyu~ not because I want her to lose, but it's cute!

No Bakemonogatari Hitagi reference?
EDIT: Thanks for whoever adds that. Also love that Patchouli gothic outfit. Oh, it is Hitagi's.