Somehow... I've gained knowledge by reading this.

all in 4 simple words

Which gets us back to the age old question: Why do webcomic authors like to put in so much dialogue?

Is there a tag for walls of text?

Anemism said:
Is there a tag for walls of text?

Yes it's wall of text simply enough.

I read them all in Stephen Fry's voice.

ForteGVN said:
I read them all in Stephen Fry's voice.

Is there any other way to read them?

The_Shadow said:
Is there any other way to read them?

Norio Wakamoto.

Shintear said:
Norio Wakamoto.

Not quite. Wakamoto's voice only fit for short but awesome dialogues.

I can't put my finger on it, but this Patchy is wearing an awesomeface in this comic.

The_Shadow said:
Is there any other way to read them?

Challenge accepted.
Graham Chapman.

makkun said:
Not quite. Wakamoto's voice only fit for short but awesome dialogues.

What are you talking about? He was Ruenthal in LOGH, he was perfect at wordy stuffs.

The_Shadow said:
Is there any other way to read them?

Morgan Freeman.

Although the thought of Stephen Fry saying "I AM A LESBIAN" rather louder than usual does make for some interesting thinking.

The_Shadow said:
Is there any other way to read them?

Spock?

Soulfire99 said:
Spock?

I'd like to hear that.

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I say, this five panel comic is most humorous and that I am currently hoping to enjoy more comedic ventures brought forth by this artist.

Hazankob said:
I can't put my finger on it, but this Patchy is wearing an awesomeface in this comic.

It's the Konata face. -w-

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This sir is a gentlemen and a scholar.

I do love Norio Wakamoto but no, doesn't fit. Same for Morgan Freeman. Spock would be funny but something is still off. I agree though, Graham Chapman would be a great fit for Marisa's dialogue.